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Light, honest, and a little bit cheeky — this soft cotton tee says what you’re thinking with a wink. The clean, bold text reads like a private joke you can wear out: a playful take on body-talk that starts conversations and eases tension. It sits comfortably at the crew neckline and drapes in a classic fit, so it layers under jackets or stands on its own while you run errands, lounge at home, or hang out with friends. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels easy against skin and keeps the message front-and-center without competing details. Wear it when you want to be casual, candid, and unmistakably yourself.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, smooth print-ready fabric with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton for extra comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T-Shirt — "We Are 80% Water So I'm Not Fat I'm Flooded" Funny Graphic Tee
$28.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, smooth print-ready fabric with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton for extra comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean